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My ramblings of a mad world we live in. And some other helpfull topics will be added from time to time.

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…

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Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…
  “Of course I won’t laugh,” said the  nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a  patient.”


“Okay then,” said Bob, and he  proceeded to  drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part  the nurse had ever seen. 

  In length and width was almost  identical to a AAA battery.


Unable to control herself, the nurse  tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started  laughing at the fact that she was laughing. 

Feeling very badly  that she had laughed at the man’s part, she composed herself as well as  she could.

“I am so sorry,” she said.. “I don’t know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won’t happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the  problem?”


“It’s swollen,” Bob  replied.


She ran out of the room.

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Author: Anthony

I am currently staying in sunny South-Africa. I love to be out and about and my favorite pass time is bass fishing and drag racing. From time to time i will play p.c games, but not to much.

3 thoughts on “Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…

  1. This was hilarious – ‘is it swollen?’ !!!! Thanks for my laugh of the day!
    Oh, I can SO imagine a AAA battery.

  2. Pingback: The L-word… OMG the L-word!! « WordsFallFromMyEyes

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